17 May 2020 - Weekly calendar of events
Dear everyone,
Recently your SP social committee have been holding virtual meetings as many as three or four times a day. I gather that Jez can only get an adequate Wifi signal in his downstairs loo, which is the bad news. The good news is that he at least has somewhere to sit. They have been discussing events in the immediate future and I have been taken to task for not letting you know about these. So, hoping that I can preserve my free entry to a coffee morning, I hasten to correct my error. Here goes.
Tomorrow Monday 18 May nothing is happening. Tuesday is a little quieter, but on Wednesday things pick up a little, with merely a complete absence of activity. Thursday’s events have all been cancelled, and Friday’s planned march through the village by the massed bands of the Blues and Royals Guards Brigade is almost certain not to take place. We think that the band master has sprained his ankle and can’t walk, let alone march. On Saturday we take a breather from this hectic schedule, but on Sunday watch out for news of the week ahead. Remember to record all these non-events carefully in your calendar, making sure you get the times correct i.e. never.
Some more good news. Good friend John has offered to pay for me at the next coffee morning – I will let you know when, but not anytime soon – so I am not so reliant on the committee’s largesse. This means you may be spared a flood of similar Newsbites in the future.
Stay alert and stay safe.
Best regards
Chris